Greenland was always a source of amusement for Gregor Redcliffe. The name itself was a contradiction, seeing as most of the continent was covered in snow and ice. Still, he called this place home. As did some of the very few residents that made up their small town. Now that he thought of it, the town never had an official name. The townspeople would meet and try to vote, but it was always set to a tie that couldn't break. That too would always draw a chuckle from the man.
He wasn't walking in town today, and was instead strolling down a snowy dirt road heading by one of the nearby farms. He always did wonder how they could grow plants in auch cold soil. Not enough to ask however. Seemed like a boring topic. Gregor didn't like getting bored. When that happened, people unfortunate enough to be close to him either went insane or died from "mysterious circumstances" and he would skip rope using their intestines. Of course, this only happened to people who had been wanted for serious crimes so he was never sentenced. The legal system would "magically" lose their files on the matter and would pretend it never happened.
He was innocently walking along today though, a scamp hopping along behind him. "Hey, Frazzle! Lick that pole for me!" He points at a nearby lamp post, the focus for his command. The scamp obediently walked over, and a wicked barbed tongue slipped out through it's cracked lips. It licked partly up the pole before getting stuck, its saliva freezing to the metal. The madman laughs at the sight of the creature struggling to free itself, and after a few minutes manages to free itself. Gregor walks over and gives the thing a pat of it's scruffy head. "Alright, you did good. When we get home I'll gice you a treat." The mindless slave hops a bit back and forth in excitement. It couldn't really eat but it did enjoy tasting things. It would most likely spit out what it was gicen after a while of chewing.
Until then though, Gregor continued his walk. He was in a pretty good mood, and felt nothing could stop him today.
He wasn't walking in town today, and was instead strolling down a snowy dirt road heading by one of the nearby farms. He always did wonder how they could grow plants in auch cold soil. Not enough to ask however. Seemed like a boring topic. Gregor didn't like getting bored. When that happened, people unfortunate enough to be close to him either went insane or died from "mysterious circumstances" and he would skip rope using their intestines. Of course, this only happened to people who had been wanted for serious crimes so he was never sentenced. The legal system would "magically" lose their files on the matter and would pretend it never happened.
He was innocently walking along today though, a scamp hopping along behind him. "Hey, Frazzle! Lick that pole for me!" He points at a nearby lamp post, the focus for his command. The scamp obediently walked over, and a wicked barbed tongue slipped out through it's cracked lips. It licked partly up the pole before getting stuck, its saliva freezing to the metal. The madman laughs at the sight of the creature struggling to free itself, and after a few minutes manages to free itself. Gregor walks over and gives the thing a pat of it's scruffy head. "Alright, you did good. When we get home I'll gice you a treat." The mindless slave hops a bit back and forth in excitement. It couldn't really eat but it did enjoy tasting things. It would most likely spit out what it was gicen after a while of chewing.
Until then though, Gregor continued his walk. He was in a pretty good mood, and felt nothing could stop him today.